Conversations with Nancy in Seoul
- Thursday
- Me: I'll take a picture of you. I'm good at taking pictures.
- Nancy: You should be a SHINee fansite noona.
- Me: Haha. Sure, but what would my fansite be called?
- Nancy: Ass and Cocks.
- Me: *curls up in a ball laughing in the middle of Insadong*
- Yesterday at Etude House in Myeongdong
- Me: I'm kind of surprised that's all you're buying. I thought you would go crazy buying make-up here.
- Nancy: Well, that's because I don't know what half this stuff does. Also, I don't really wear make-up.
- Me: Maybe you should get something for your friends then?
- Nancy: Most of my friends don't really wear make-yp either.
- Me: Oh my God, then why are we even here?
- Nancy: I don't know!
- Me: You know nothing, Jon Snow.
- Yesterday at Nature Republic
- Nancy: Oh it's the aloe stuff you recommended. *grabs one*
- Me: Er, you can't buy that.
- Nancy: *confused face* Why?
- Me: ...because that's the tester.
- Nancy: *looks down and sees the large English label that says 'TESTER'* Oh...
- This afternoon at Innisfree
- Nancy: *sniffs a sample she put on her hand* I don't know if I like this. It smells kind of weird.
- Me: That because it's douche. It's for your vagina. That's why it's called lady cleanser.
- Nancy: Oh no...
- 5 Minutes ago
- Me: *looks over at Nancy's tablet* What are you reading?
- Nancy: I'm kind of scared. The warnings say abduction, violence, death, and necrophilia.
I’ll do a full write-up later
Inkigayo was amazing. Nancy almost crushed my arm because Minho winked in our general direction (I am slowly converting her, guys). I can only imagine the damage she would have done if Jonghyun had been there.
Speaking of Jonghyun, we’ve spent an unecessary amount of time squealing about how cute Jonghyun would be if he was born a girl. Tiny Junghee! T^T
We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play
Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk
Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.
I DON’T KNOW HOW
BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.
So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I
I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…
This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:
The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.
#she wears shorts skirts #i wear full windsors #she’s kissing you #and i’m fucking dealing with all this other bullshit for you will #dreaming about the day you wake up and find #that the ripper you’re looking for has been here the whole time (x)
Can’t you seeeeeee! Your internal organs belong to meeeeeeee!
DYING
샤이니를 보러 내일 인기가요에 갈 거예요 ^_^
Through a series of largely fortuitous events colliding together, Nancy and I are going to see SHINee’ farewell performance at Inkigayo tomorrow.
Many thanks to the gaggle of middle and high school Korean girls who were nice enough to help us out in front of the studio. If we meet you tomorrow, I’m giving you candy.
永远单独: Korealand Day 2
Today, was my first full day of exploring Seoul and by the soreness of my feet, it was pretty damn baller.
We first checked out a restaurant that served samgyetang. And HOLY SHIT IT’S GREAT. Sure it was hot as eff outside, but it was so savory. Also I finally love kimchi right now. Of course,…
We were responsible for a lot of bird deaths today. No regrets
Greetings from Korealand!
I have landed safely and just finished my first meal + cafe loitering experience. It was gr10. My lovely chingu/babysitter, Mim is adorable and greatest and we spent a good portion of dinner discussing shinee’s crotches.
More spam to come ㅋㅋㅋ
WE TALKED ABOUT EVERYTHING UNDER THE SUN AND OF COURSE THE ONLY THING YOU REMEMBER IS SHINEE CROTCHES.
that [x] Korean Hannibal promo though
holy shit korea i love you a lot
all you need to know is that it’s an inside look on the show hannibal thanks to a korean narrator who really is uncontrollably excited and gives praises to Mads Mikkelsen and Hugh Dancy, respectively
finished with sparkly things and such
edit: translation here!
I don’t and won’t watch the show but that was hysterical
I’M FUCKING CRRYYYINGGGG
/LOUDEST LAUGH TRACK OF THEM ALL/
I’m studying for my Korean finals right now and I needed this. I really needed this to remind me why I need to become more fluent in the language. Because this country makes things like this and I need to understand them.
I died at Hannibal’s “으흐흐… 피가… ^0^”
iamyoonis replied to your post: FANACCOUNT: So I met 3/5ths of SHINee today…
You live my dreams, I just want you to know that.
Haha. I’m just failing upwards in Korea. I’m sure you would have more dignity in my situation.
♪Dibidibidis my name is Mim♪