Artifact from the secret cabinets of Catherine the Great. Commissioned by her lover Grigory Orlov.
is thAT A DILDO KNIFE
The meat dagger
SO MANY TERRIBLE PUNS COME TO MIND
a kid from my school sent me a pic an elaborate painting of atticus finch shirtless smoking a blunt while a colt 45 is being poured on him along with a text that read “hot dad 2: dad harder” and this is the closest thing to a sext I have ever received
You neglected to mention the Tupac and Biggie cherubs how dare you.
look there’s a lot going on here it makes perfect sense that they’d forget some details
Please watch this video it’s so important.
i actually cried this is so magical
OH MY FUCK I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE
watching it again cuz my housemates are asking why i’m crying
LOL OH MY GOD
there is no way i was ever prepared to see this
good fucking god
I told y’all to come get me if someone was on fire.
MY SIBLINGS AND I ARE ALL CURLED ON THE GROUND LAUGHING
Another thing of note is that at the new venue, there’s no assigned seating. It’s all first-come first serve :(
Side-eyeing the hell out of the concert organizers right now.
i dont think you guys understand the level of pain
I don’t feel so terrible now when I look at $6 avocados in Korea
JAPAN, stop distorting History.
Well to be fair, it’s not Japan’s fault, it’s actually mostly the Western world’s fault for distorting history, when everyone in the West agreed to reconstruction.
^One of those moments on tumblr when I don’t know if a person is genuinely ignorant or purposefully obtuse…
about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am…
Oh God. Oh God…
Happy belated Halloween from us at Euphoria. ^^
Credit to shawo. Do not edit or otherwise modify the artwork.
i wish i was able to send this in on time but i didn’t have net cry
So, I just learned today that these adorable little fuzzy caterpillars are scary as hell.
You’d probably never guess that petting one can cause agonizing pain, rashes, internal bleeding, breathing difficulty, welts, or other violent reactions. Their fur is venomous spines. Look at how they purposely appear so cute and soft and make you want to touch them.
Deceptive deadly little motherfuckers.
The more you know.
Lord jeezums, it’s like a poison tribble.
It looks like a furry piece sashimi D: